Johan Andersson

I for one welcome our new Swedish overlords.

- Kent Brockman if he played gsgs

I kill games where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the competitors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong, Thief in the Forums!' he gloated. 'My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!'

- Johan Andersson

Pirating a 5$ DLC is the same as being a Paedophile

- Johan Andersson

The King of /gsg/, the killer of East vs West, the dumber downerer of Grand Strategy, overlord of Paradox Interactive and the creator of HOI4.